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COKE PARTY - Taking it to the streets.




MISOGYNY - Man haters aren't taking it anymore




MIRROR MIRROR -


TAGS: be careful taking photos
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 1:19 am
I'd that...up with a shop-vac.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:08 pm
Bahaaaaaa!
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:05 pm
Nice to see you here again, Tell! Well, not HERE at this poster, but here.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:04 pm
LOL! Wait... what?
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 9:00 pm
Daddy?
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:58 pm
Yeah... the girtls are, but not the.... men? Hell I don't know what their problem is. Latinas are very fertile. They get pregnant if you wave at them too enthusiastically.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 8:56 pm
I thought that Latino's are Catholic-- meaning somewhat should still be a "virgin" at the age of 16? I'm old school I guess.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
Arguing a point, not this particular one's looks, girls.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 8:52 pm
Woof, I mean woof in a negative way...
Claire - January 19, 2011, 8:37 pm
You mean under 16.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 8:31 pm
Those with the least opportunity judge more harshly. First of all, good luck finding any latin girl over 16 who isn't pregnant. And secondly, she isn't so far alog that it wouldn't be great sex. Hormones are hitting right.
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 4:40 pm
With my car.
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 9:29 pm
with a tactical nuke?
SINNER75 - September 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I'd hit it.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 6:40 am
Glad I haven't had breakfast yet.
forseti - September 17, 2010, 4:00 am
everyone has a weak side... 5 ;)
rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:11 pm

she lets go and anybody within 3 feet may get hurt
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 9:04 pm
arthiritis make your grip weaken?
rerun - September 16, 2010, 9:00 pm

I may never look at purple again....
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 8:54 pm
Neat poster, but she will never be the fairest of them all ............


HOTNESS - Next time you are trying to look hot make sure your dog has water in his bowl




CAREER CHANGE -


TAGS: im taking my car to him
Rating: 4.6/5

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redhdsrbst - May 6, 2010, 8:58 am
Through the tailpipe .. sounds more like a Proctologist .. 5L anyway cause the ending left me in stitches XD


MOTHER NATURE -


TAGS: either that or i got to start taking acid again
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
5 natural L's


YOUR FIRST THREESOME -


TAGS: niecy nash drunken cougars bitch of a prom date taking lemons and making lemonade
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:41 am
crap


THE GREAT DEPRESSION -




RAPTOR JESUS -




MICHAEL MCDONALD - Wait isn't he the lead singer for the Doobie Brothers? Well there goes the whole milk joke thing I had going.




NEW DECOR -


TAGS: good for pam i suppose well at least her acting career is taking off
Rating: 4.59/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 26, 2011, 9:27 pm
And another beautiful Canadian girl -- Shannon Tweed.
djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 9:06 pm
For a Canadian??!! xx
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:56 am
Pam didn't need help...shame she was a pretty girl...for a Canadian....LOL!


WHEN TIMMIES DEMONSTRATE - there's not really much need for crowd control measures


TAGS: taking a stand for whatever
Rating: 4.43/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 1:58 am
These are my heroes...
rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:33 pm

at least they are not here
Derek - February 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Just last week these were Motifakers. How times change...


BUNGEE CORDS -


TAGS: taking advantage of your friends
Rating: 4.08/5

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MasterCoolieo - October 9, 2011, 12:47 pm
it appears rednecks have breached the racial barrier
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 2:35 pm
Not a cool thing to say, man.
know_it_all - December 30, 2009, 2:33 pm
Rope: i guess they've got something against it...
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Everyone knows you should alternate the direction of your friends so that there is someone holding on to both sides...amateurs.


SUPERCILIOUS - You see these?! Huh?! You see these?! I'm so rich, I wipe myself with these! HA! You Broke, Americans! You Broke!




DELEGATE -




UNCONDITIONAL -


TAGS: people for the elderly taking of animals
Rating: 4.05/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:48 am
It's about time.....You Mexicans sleep too late, I was aboot to send you an e-mail.
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:47 am
And like the Lone Ranger, all Aggy leaves.... is the silver bullet
Faceplant31 - December 29, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow! Someone is looking for the ban hammer early this morning! Name is kinda ironic!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:45 am
Wow, such eloquent epithets. you should have stayed in school
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 10:45 am
tosser banned.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:42 am
Why are you such a dick-licking little turd? Please kill yourself, at least for your own sake. BTW, no one likes you!
gil - December 28, 2009, 10:14 pm
LOL
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 Cruela Deville's
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
LOL!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm
I think my guys know her
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's 5 kinds of brilliant, man. lol
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 8:32 pm
Nice twist to the caption 5L


MWLF -


TAGS: young mwlf taking out the trash
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:45 am
This made me smile. Of course, none of it's true. (shifts eyes back and forth quickly) hehe hehe, he...
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 6:57 pm
FUKC YEA JAKE!!!!


REGRETS - Taking this advice may end with some


TAGS: regret taking advice from moderator
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
I rarely show up at the mention of food, unless that food is ribs. Then, I'm first in line.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:55 am
It happens, like you show up at the mention of food, or Culos when someone mentions butts.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am
Chompers always shows up at the mention of rape.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:52 am
Someone mention rape?
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:30 am
LMAO @ comments
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:31 am
Already sent her home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:29 am
just shut up and make me a taco.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:28 am
Mooooooooo, moooooooo, mooooooo.... playing innocent?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:24 am
It can get worse?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:23 am
i should have known
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:21 am
Don't worry, it'll get worse.
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:09 am
yeah, i put something in today. thank you for acknowledging my presence
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:08 am
I wasn't offering to join in, nor am I interested. Just sniffing around.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:07 am
Welcome to motifake, pzykosiz... itroduce yourself yet in the forum?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:05 am
the more the merrier
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:04 am
Someone mention rape?
pzykosiz - April 20, 2010, 12:02 am
i like all people in tights, especially if their sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:59 pm
Nice attempt robin hood.....You like men in tights don't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm
English isn't your first language.....No?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:58 pm
goddammit, there was supposed to be an arrow
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:57 pm
why do think i look like
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:55 pm
You're weird...i like that. make sure you hit up he "introductions" thread...You're less likely to get raped that way....(unless you're into that sort of thing)
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:53 pm
i find i get more traction without it, the hand puppets were you're idea
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
i didn't say that.....You just need to lubricate more, and lay off the hand puppets.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
don't pretend you weren't enjoying it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
I'm not falling for that again.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:43 pm
wouldn't you like to join me? we could have lots of fun
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:42 pm
You're excused....Stop touching yourself! and go stand in the corner next to DreMagnum.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's so obvious that you're new.......Aloha, I'm Moooooooooooo and I like to make people feel bad aboot themselves.....I also like long walks on the beach and child murder.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
touchy aren't we, you didn't really specify which poster you were talking about
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:31 pm
#99079.....arghhh....do we have to walk you to the potty as well?
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 11:29 pm
which one?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Mine was funnier...get over it.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 10:06 pm

no worries, nice twist on a rejection
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
and i was worried this poster wouldn't get any attention
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:59 pm

since I am a douche and a feminist who enjoys rejecting like 20 posters in a row and counting, I ban thee for 24 hours
rerun - April 19, 2010, 9:54 pm

there are more who never heard of khaos4ng31
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:52 pm
January 28, 1986
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:50 pm
There are SOME people who still haven't heard the Challenger explosion, or even of the Challenger.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:49 pm
No bad Moderators (anymore) Just bad posters. Case in point.... the one you just described. Stop whining.
pzykosiz - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
Bad luck man, but thanks for getting me another motifake accepted
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
Hello Khaos..
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:46 pm
Or maybe is really ignorant and hasn't heard of the Challenger Explosion. It may be I got a bad moderator.
khaos4ng31 - April 19, 2010, 9:45 pm
That was mine. All I did was put a pic of the Challenger and write: The challenger. Great, who let the woman drive? Apparently the moderator is a feminist, a woman, or some douche who rejected like 20 posters in a row, and counting.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
Solution: Simply turn the gun on yourself afterward. See! No regrets!


MOOOOOOO LIKES PIE - Mentor to young potential Timmies. Bane of the politifakers. But seriously, what's with pie?


TAGS: thats what you get for taking a cheap shot while your name will show as guest
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
A man can dream.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:17 pm
Tough luck, moooo.... Philly isn't ALL amish.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:15 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to go ahead and say "No thanks" on that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
after 6 or 10 kids the harness will fit.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Well I LOVE hockey. But I don't know aboot pullin a plow...?
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
Never looked down on a.... pie eater.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
don't judge me.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:12 pm
Just like Wisconsin!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
Sooooooo......... pie, huh?
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
In my country men flock to women who like hockey.....and can pull a plow.
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Oh Yeah!!! Not since 1894 have the Phillies won with such a margin of victory!!! I know, you guys don't care. I'm just SO EXCITED!!!
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Blueberry, of course. But then you could omit pie and insert pancakes if that makes you feel better.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
No one likes pie with a peri.... I just can't do it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Too much wine. See, TTH? You don't neeeeed Jager.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
ahhh, but what kind (omitting tasteless pie joke) of pie?
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
*omit question mark. Insert period. Too much wine...ugh
nik - July 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
What's with pie? Any time is a good time for pie? That's what.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:56 pm
Lesson? no time for lessons with revenge on the mind!
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
No use is getting funnier and funnier ha just needs to make some posters
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
Its a little piexelated though!
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
I'm telling you "no use" could be funny....and he might do our bidding. You know what I'm saying.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
When TTH told me he took you down to the CLUB after cards...I didn't know he meant the PIE OF THE MONTH CLUB
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:32 pm
5 Lions. Because I feel bad for you.........Bone is creeping me out.. Either you have the greatest memory in the world or you're stalking me ....either way. BLUSH.Tee hee.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 4:27 pm
Now we know...no fur, more like blueberry, strawberry and rhubarb! 5 Poodles for a quick comeback


ASKING - It's for wussies. Taking is for the Awesome.




BREAKING UP -




Kodiak Cakes -


TAGS: pancake mix kodiak bears taking a poo like a boss
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!


Consider the consequences -


TAGS: taking advice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 9:54 pm
HHAHAHAHA!!!! Glad you liked it! ^ for your comment!
JesusWept - April 10, 2016, 7:59 pm
Oh.....BALLS!! ^^^^^Up


Crayons -


TAGS: crayon eaters are taking over invest in crayola now
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:50 am
I do miss snorting paste. Pardon, I did Miss 'Snorting Paste', A LOT (she ate anything)
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 7:40 pm
. . . white board pen sniffers . . . good one, Silvy! 5L
Greeny - May 19, 2015, 6:33 pm
Don't forget about the glue gravy


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